Tuesday's Hunk Will Knock You Dead (my Gay.com post)

Kind of. Sort of kill you. If you're evil. His job is to collect souls for the devil, but we'll get to that soon.

Tuesday has some hot hot guys in primetime starting with two relative newcomers to tv, the funny Kal Penn on "House" and the smoking hot Michael Trevino on "Cane." You'll know Kal best as Kumar in "Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle." You love him. You hate him. You want to smack him. Then love him again. But sultry, not funny, is the word that comes to mind when you talk about heartthrob Michael Trevino.

Then you have two uber men on crime procedurals, both oozing with testosterone: Chris Meloni from "Law & Order SVU" and Michael Weatherly from "NCIS." Meloni is just as hot as his "Oz" days, though sadly the networks don't show the nudity that is so common on HBO. And be sure to check out the charming Weatherly who is easy on the eyes in a rather clever procedural.

I don't want you to think I overlooked Jerry O'Connell on "Carpoolers." He's hot I guess, but has never really done it for me. And I also didn't forget forget Noel, er, I mean Scott Foley from "The Unit." But let's be honest, Max Martini is so much hotter on that show in a scruffy kind of dirty way.

But the winner of Graham's Tuesday Hunk of the Night goes to Bret Harrison on the CW show "Reaper." Not only is Bret just crazy-go-nuts adorable, he's also freakishly funny and stars on one of the best new shows of the season. The 25 year-old hunk with messy dirty blond hair plays the lead character Sam whose parents sold his soul to the devil and now he has to catch villians who've escaped from hell. And those people at the CW are no dummies, each "Reaper" episode seems to find a way to show us our shirtless Bret. Thank God for TiVO. And then I begin to think about Bret playing guitar in a band with his actor friend Adam Brody from "The O.C." and I just can't find any more words.