Friday, August 11, 2006

Paris Hilton ATTACKED! BITTEN!

...by her pet kinkajou, Baby Luv. If you're wondering what a kinkajou is (as I wondered), then visit Wikipedia. It's a rainforest mammal much like a raccoon. But this animal attack story has so much going for it, that I think we need to walk through this together.

1) Why does Paris Hilton have a kinkajou? Is it legal? If it is legal, is she allowed to walk it around town on a leash?
2) Why the Hell did she name a jungle mammal Baby Luv?
3) How fucking funny is it that her beloved Baby Luv bit her and she had to go to the hospital?
4) Can you imagine being Paris' publicist and getting a 3 a.m. phone call from the hospital because of Baby Luv's attack?
5) MTV actually showed a clip of Baby Luv trying to bite Paris the same day she went to the hospital. It's on the TMZ site.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm not a big fan of Paris', though I do think she is pretty and has a certain something something. But she does love her animals - Baby Luv just got carried away. Paris has a whole zoo set-up in her house in LA. She's sort of the Dr. Doolittle of Hollywood.